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MOOD SWINGS
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I think I’ll go back to blogger again.
Why not? You’re all there. Well most of you are and I haven’t said hello for ages.
I’m schizo me. Quadro even.
I’m goin’ back to Manic
That’s me. Manic.
My blogmate Chaos Bringer passed away last December. His funeral was held on December 22, my birthday.
His girlfriend is still hurting. Time will heal.
A tribute concert was held in his honour in Jamaica.
He was a very special man.
He always made me feel I had a life friend on the other side of the world.
When I had my ‘dicky ticker’ episode last year he was the first to mail me when I posted it.
I miss him too babe and I never even met him.
In memory of one of the good guys……
On the guitars are Della Manley and Chino, The lady is Dominique from Random Chaos and the chap is Ganja.
They sang their hearts out for Chaos. Wish I could have been there to hear it.
Life is all about passion and pain. It’s what makes us human……
Laters ‘n let’s be careful out there……
I’ve been very remiss in visiting any of you for some time. My apologies.
Basically I’m fuckin’ knackered.
A workmate – who was stupid enough to not join the union – is in deep shit. I can’t help him as a union rep or Deputy Convenor.
Actually I doubt I can help him personally either. He’s fucked.
The police are interviewing him regarding aircraft safety and his failure to follow required procedures.
He rang me and said he was considering ‘topping himself’. I rang the police and told a female DCI. They said they’d keep a careful eye on him.
His stupidity could potentially cost a lot of people their jobs.
He is a total dickhead.
He is also human and prone to human error as we all are. Unfortunately for him his ‘error’ was a doozy.
I made the mistake of caring a long time ago.
It’s making me very tired right now.
I’ll visit you all again one day when all this shit is over.
Meantime let’s be careful out there eh?
Only a Great British athlete could come out with this. It’s what makes us great you know….
After predictions of 12 Golds and 35 medals for Team GB in China, swimmer Thomas Haffield capped a disappointing day for Britain by finishing 17th out of 29 in the 400 metre Individual Medley.
He explained, without any sense of irony what so ever -
“”Everything was great until I got into the water”
We may win Gold for the most quotable athletes…..
You couldn’t make it up could you?
A police chief in one of the worst areas of crime in the UK is pulling his officers off the beat to send them on a ‘Transgender Awareness’ Course to ensure they respect any ‘transgender’ officers who may be recruited.
Well that’s all right then.
You may get mugged, raped, murdered or all three at once but, rest assured, plod will know precisely how to react if you used to be a bloke or you used to be a woman.
We can all rest easy in our beds now. With or without dicks.
The Old Pretenders Football Club World Tour for 2008 has been confirmed.
The bit of the world in question on this auspicious occasion is Swindon.
Well? Swindon is a bit of the world. Perhaps not a bit that many people would envisage visiting but a genuine bit none the less.
One interesting aside to this years tour is that Captain Basil (my Shift Manager at work) of ‘let’s shoot a squaddie at Deepcut’ fame – well he was plastered all over The Mail On Sunday and described as a ’sadistic bully’ – is accompanying us.
I have inadvertantly developed a friendship with old Basil. Mainly ’cause, as the union rep, he possibly felt ‘keeping in with me’ was a good idea.
Oddly in some ways he’s turned out to be quite a decent chap.
Well he hasn’t shot anybody lately which must be a plus I suppose.
Past tours have resulted in the following…..
A ‘diplomatic incident’ in Blankenburg, Belgium.
Headlines in the Whitby Gazette suggesting we were a football team.
The Director of Whitby Town F.C. stating that we were ‘glorious pissheads’.
Mooning outside a Methodist Church in Rochdale in front of the police.
Gatecrashing a Hen Party in Chester.
Causing a major road accident with the aid of a pink cowboy hat and a red inflatable guitar.
Leaving an elderly couple under the misapprehension that their garden was a tourist attraction as our coach went back and forth in search of the ground we were playing on.
Inspecting the dick of one tourist – Ralgex – for evidence of sexual activity on the bar of our hotel.
Causing the divorce of an OP by secreting condoms in his luggage which were discovered by his wife.
Destroying a hotel door lock with soggy tissue paper resulting in the OP residents of said room having to climb out of the window.
The list is, frankly, endless.
Few people outside of the UK will have heard of Swindon. It was once famous for the manufacture of steam train engines.
It will shortly be infamous.
I wonder whether we’ll win any games this year?
British Petroleum (BP) is making £37 million pounds a day. The salary including bonuses of BP’s Chief Executive, Tony Hayward, is £2.15 million.
Is it just me or are we in the hands of the morally bankrupt?
30,000 patients were left starving in NHS hospitals last year. In some cases food trays were placed out of their reach. In other cases they were fed on one scoop of mashed potato a day.
That’ll teach the lazy bastards for getting sick then won’t it?
Amy Winhouse was hospitalised after havong convulsions.
So that’s how she makes those strange sounds…..
A 54 year old man who lost his arms in a work accident has had a teenage boys arms sown in replacement in the first successful arm transplant.
Having his next wank is going to be a weird experience don’t you think?
Bored wi Blogger so came ‘ere instead.
Wives can now murder husbands with impunity and claim they felt threatened so it was self defence against what they thought their husbands might do to them.
I’m fucked then……
Lessons on sexual diseases are to be given to 11 year olds.
They’re fucked then……(or will be soon as some paedo gets a shot)
Joey Barton goes back to playing for Newcastle United on £71,000 a week after a stint in prison for a sickening and cowardly assault.
Wonder if he got fucked then?……
Kate Middleton has flown out to join Prince William for a holiday.
She’s definitely fucked then……
Well I’d shag the bint anyroad……
